AT THE START of the week, Theresa May was faced with a big question. “What’s the naughtiest thing you have ever done?”
After stammering “Oh goodness me!” and “Gosh!” a few times, she came out with the most ridiculous answer imaginable, which illustrated just how out of touch this woman is with real human beings.
She finally mustered up this bizarre response “I have to confess; when me and my friends used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that.”
Immediately, Twitter erupted with tweets ripping the piss out of Theresa May, and they haven’t let up since.
1. At least it’s better than the fact that David Cameron would probably start talking about pigs in this situation
2. Every person in the UK who cared about having free healthcare had this feeling yesterday
3. Farmers who were angry at May’s disruptive behaviour might have saved the day though
4. Even Drake was brought into it
5. Don’t you dare
6. Those were the days
7. This is the pattern she always ran in for some reason
8. Until this morning, that is.
9. Now this is what she’s at
10. She has zero self control
11. Can the UK really trust someone who’s so impulsive?
12. At least she has been consistent
13. Don’t try this at home
14. She remains completely sober every night until this one comes up in the drinking games
15. However, at the end of the day, what’s most important is that everyone saw through her.
16. Now if anyone ever asks her what the naughtiest thing she has ever done was, she has a new answer
17. Good luck
Thanks for all of the memes Theresa.
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